This just in. Bad economic times have hit close to home for bunnies across the US. Gone are the sweet candies, luscious chocolates and specially designed eggs left behind each year. "People just don't understand the work and expense that goes into each of those stops planned for Sunday, April 12," states Peter T. Rabbit, spokesperson for Bunnies International. "Bunnies have been getting the raw end of the carrot stick for far too long now, and our group is actively seeking bail out funds from the Treasury."Bunny enthusiasts across this great country are encouraged to reach out to their elected officials and demand that bunnies see some serious cabbage in the next economic bail out package. Or at least some hefty supplies of good chocolate, a wide assortment of jelly beans, good looking baskets and maybe a bonnet or two. Hop to it people. Help a bunny out and have a wonderful April Fool's Day.
-reenie
2 comments:
Apparently PT Rabbit is correct because there's a news release today that hutch foreclosures have been hopping up since the first of the year.
Perhaps the bunny needs to be reminded that the tortoise beat the hare, slow and steady wins the race. Perhaps the president should fire Peter Rabbit and hire a proven leader, Snappy, of our beloved Beloit Snappers.
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